mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
Do u go to an American university too
"I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do."
Andy Warhol (via babyofrosemary)
ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak
"There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time."
David Eagleman, Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives (via uglypnis)
life hack: make out with me